THE FAMS

 
OWEN El Presidenté, the chief, King of BBBC – Tom has many nicknames, all of which he gave himself.

OWEN

El Presidenté, the chief, King of BBBC – Tom has many nicknames, all of which he gave himself.

SMITH One speed is enough for Oliver. Just don't invite him on your café ride.  

SMITH

One speed is enough for Oliver. Just don't invite him on your café ride.
 

FORD Nobody knows why they call Chris 'the General' – perhaps it's because he's such a versatile rouleur?

FORD

Nobody knows why they call Chris 'the General' – perhaps it's because he's such a versatile rouleur?

LAMB Toby loves cycling so much he even wears his lycra to go grocery shopping.

LAMB

Toby loves cycling so much he even wears his lycra to go grocery shopping.

SEARL Anything but surly, Steph is the nicest.

SEARL

Anything but surly, Steph is the nicest.

ELLISON James is fast. In fact, he's so fast he makes other fast people look not-fast.

ELLISON

James is fast. In fact, he's so fast he makes other fast people look not-fast.

NATHAN Got rich flogging brie baguettes to Woodall, Sturgeon and Solomon, then spent the proceeds on a TCR.

NATHAN

Got rich flogging brie baguettes to Woodall, Sturgeon and Solomon, then spent the proceeds on a TCR.

CROSS Powered by seeds and nuts, Flo is one badass, vegan Ironman.

CROSS

Powered by seeds and nuts, Flo is one badass, vegan Ironman.

RYMAN An allergy to hills and an aversion to riding his bike haven't stopped Adam being a member of a cycling club.

RYMAN

An allergy to hills and an aversion to riding his bike haven't stopped Adam being a member of a cycling club.

D. STRANG Nerves of steel and bones made of biscuit, Dan has had more physios than hot dinners.

D. STRANG

Nerves of steel and bones made of biscuit, Dan has had more physios than hot dinners.

DE CALBIAC Without a doubt the fastest woman from Luxembourg in age group 20-32 to have completed a FULL Ironman in BBBC.

DE CALBIAC

Without a doubt the fastest woman from Luxembourg in age group 20-32 to have completed a FULL Ironman in BBBC.

DONKIN Alex can smash out a tempo better than Ringo Starr himself. He's the one on the left.  

DONKIN

Alex can smash out a tempo better than Ringo Starr himself. He's the one on the left.
 

FOSTER Stuart the Deputy Head has been teaching hills a lesson since 1984.

FOSTER

Stuart the Deputy Head has been teaching hills a lesson since 1984.

MARSHALL Charlie is the daddy. Literally.

MARSHALL

Charlie is the daddy. Literally.

WOODALL Where Charlie leads, BBBC follows. And that's not just because he's the only one with the route on his Wahoo.

WOODALL

Where Charlie leads, BBBC follows. And that's not just because he's the only one with the route on his Wahoo.

RANDALL Began Being a Big Boy By Blasting to Brighton with Backpack.

RANDALL

Began Being a Big Boy By Blasting to Brighton with Backpack.

ORRISS The keenest legal mind of BBBC, Simon can drop some major watt bombs when he wants to. 

ORRISS

The keenest legal mind of BBBC, Simon can drop some major watt bombs when he wants to. 

BESANT What rhymes with 'pleasant'? GEORGE FUCKEN BESANT.

BESANT

What rhymes with 'pleasant'? GEORGE FUCKEN BESANT.

UPTON Cooks a mean spaghetti carbonara using only cheese, eggs, and fourteen different forks.

UPTON

Cooks a mean spaghetti carbonara using only cheese, eggs, and fourteen different forks.

BALCH We don't know how to pronounce his surname either. Just call him Seb.

BALCH

We don't know how to pronounce his surname either. Just call him Seb.

LAMAISON If it's steep and slippery, Ed'll be up it quicker than you can say, 'BREAD'.  

LAMAISON

If it's steep and slippery, Ed'll be up it quicker than you can say, 'BREAD'.
 

PRYOR John is a man who thinks limits only apply to credit cards.  

PRYOR

John is a man who thinks limits only apply to credit cards.