THE FAMS

 
  OWEN   El Presidenté, the chief, King of BBBC – Tom has many nicknames, all of which he gave himself.

OWEN

El Presidenté, the chief, King of BBBC – Tom has many nicknames, all of which he gave himself.

  SMITH   One speed is enough for Oliver. Just don't invite him on your café ride.  

SMITH

One speed is enough for Oliver. Just don't invite him on your café ride.
 

  FORD   Nobody knows why they call Chris 'the General' – perhaps it's because he's such a versatile rouleur?

FORD

Nobody knows why they call Chris 'the General' – perhaps it's because he's such a versatile rouleur?

  LAMB   Toby loves cycling so much he even wears his lycra to go grocery shopping.

LAMB

Toby loves cycling so much he even wears his lycra to go grocery shopping.

  SEARL   Anything but surly, Steph is the nicest.

SEARL

Anything but surly, Steph is the nicest.

  ELLISON   James is fast. In fact, he's so fast he makes other fast people look not-fast.

ELLISON

James is fast. In fact, he's so fast he makes other fast people look not-fast.

  NATHAN   Got rich flogging brie baguettes to Woodall, Sturgeon and Solomon, then spent the proceeds on a TCR.

NATHAN

Got rich flogging brie baguettes to Woodall, Sturgeon and Solomon, then spent the proceeds on a TCR.

   CROSS    Flo used to be BBBC's most photogenic member.  

CROSS

Flo used to be BBBC's most photogenic member.  

  PRYOR   Hairiest pins in cycling. 

PRYOR

Hairiest pins in cycling. 

  RYMAN   An allergy to hills and an aversion to riding his bike haven't stopped Adam being a member of a cycling club.

RYMAN

An allergy to hills and an aversion to riding his bike haven't stopped Adam being a member of a cycling club.

  D. STRANG   Nerves of steel and bones made of biscuit, Dan has had more physios than hot dinners.

D. STRANG

Nerves of steel and bones made of biscuit, Dan has had more physios than hot dinners.

  DE CALBIAC   Without a doubt the fastest woman from Luxembourg in age group 20-32 to have completed a FULL Ironman in BBBC.

DE CALBIAC

Without a doubt the fastest woman from Luxembourg in age group 20-32 to have completed a FULL Ironman in BBBC.

  DONKIN   Alex can smash out a tempo better than Ringo Starr himself.   

DONKIN

Alex can smash out a tempo better than Ringo Starr himself. 
 

  FOSTER   Stuart the Deputy Head has been teaching hills a lesson since 1984.

FOSTER

Stuart the Deputy Head has been teaching hills a lesson since 1984.

  MARSHALL   Charlie is the daddy. Literally.

MARSHALL

Charlie is the daddy. Literally.

  EVANS   At least Dom is better at riding his bike than he is at wearing sunglasses.

EVANS

At least Dom is better at riding his bike than he is at wearing sunglasses.

  WOODALL   Where Charlie leads, BBBC follows. And that's not just because he's the only one with the route on his Wahoo.

WOODALL

Where Charlie leads, BBBC follows. And that's not just because he's the only one with the route on his Wahoo.

  MCMORRIN   Large fella. Terrible chat. 

MCMORRIN

Large fella. Terrible chat. 

  RANDALL   Began Being a Big Boy By Blasting to Brighton with Backpack.

RANDALL

Began Being a Big Boy By Blasting to Brighton with Backpack.

  ORRISS    The  keenest legal mind of BBBC, Simon can drop some major watt bombs when he wants to.  

ORRISS

The keenest legal mind of BBBC, Simon can drop some major watt bombs when he wants to. 

  BESANT   What rhymes with 'pleasant'? GEORGE FUCKEN BESANT.

BESANT

What rhymes with 'pleasant'? GEORGE FUCKEN BESANT.

  SOLOMON   Alex is sad because he didn't buy this year's kit. 

SOLOMON

Alex is sad because he didn't buy this year's kit. 

  UPTON   Cooks a mean spaghetti carbonara using only cheese, eggs, and fourteen different forks.

UPTON

Cooks a mean spaghetti carbonara using only cheese, eggs, and fourteen different forks.

  BALCH   We don't know how to pronounce his surname either. Just call him Seb.

BALCH

We don't know how to pronounce his surname either. Just call him Seb.

  LAMAISON   If it's steep and slippery, Ed'll be up it quicker than you can say, 'BREAD'.  

LAMAISON

If it's steep and slippery, Ed'll be up it quicker than you can say, 'BREAD'.