THE FAMS

 
OWEN El Presidenté, the chief, King of BBBC – Tom has many nicknames, all of which he gave himself.

OWEN

El Presidenté, the chief, King of BBBC – Tom has many nicknames, all of which he gave himself.

SMITH One speed is enough for Oliver. Just don't invite him on your café ride.  

SMITH

One speed is enough for Oliver. Just don't invite him on your café ride.
 

DE CALBIAC Without a doubt the fastest woman from Luxembourg in age group 20-32 to have completed a FULL Ironman in BBBC.

DE CALBIAC

Without a doubt the fastest woman from Luxembourg in age group 20-32 to have completed a FULL Ironman in BBBC.

FORD Nobody knows why they call Chris 'the General' – perhaps it's because he's such a versatile rouleur?

FORD

Nobody knows why they call Chris 'the General' – perhaps it's because he's such a versatile rouleur?

LAMB Toby loves cycling so much he even wears his lycra to go grocery shopping.

LAMB

Toby loves cycling so much he even wears his lycra to go grocery shopping.

DONKIN Alex can smash out a tempo better than Ringo Starr himself. He's the one on the left.  

DONKIN

Alex can smash out a tempo better than Ringo Starr himself. He's the one on the left.
 

SOLOMON BBBC no-hands bike riding champion 2014, 2015, 2016. Will he retain the title in 2017? Yes. Next question.

SOLOMON

BBBC no-hands bike riding champion 2014, 2015, 2016. Will he retain the title in 2017? Yes. Next question.

RYMAN An allergy to hills and an aversion to riding his bike haven't stopped Adam being a member of a cycling club.

RYMAN

An allergy to hills and an aversion to riding his bike haven't stopped Adam being a member of a cycling club.

ELLISON James is fast. In fact, he's so fast he makes other fast people look not-fast.

ELLISON

James is fast. In fact, he's so fast he makes other fast people look not-fast.

WOODALL Where Charlie leads, BBBC follows. And that's not just because he's the only one with the route on his Garmin.

WOODALL

Where Charlie leads, BBBC follows. And that's not just because he's the only one with the route on his Garmin.

MCMORRIN We used to employ him as a slow-moving shield from the elements. Now Tom beats us up every hill.

MCMORRIN

We used to employ him as a slow-moving shield from the elements. Now Tom beats us up every hill.

D. STRANG Nerves of steel and bones made of biscuit, Dan has spent a fair few months on the physio table.

D. STRANG

Nerves of steel and bones made of biscuit, Dan has spent a fair few months on the physio table.

LAMAISON If it's steep and slippery, Ed'll be up it quicker than you can say, 'BREAD'.  

LAMAISON

If it's steep and slippery, Ed'll be up it quicker than you can say, 'BREAD'.
 

CROSS Powered by seeds and nuts, Flo is one badass, vegan Ironman.

CROSS

Powered by seeds and nuts, Flo is one badass, vegan Ironman.

PRYOR John is a man who thinks limits only apply to credit cards.  

PRYOR

John is a man who thinks limits only apply to credit cards.
 

ORRISS The keenest legal mind of BBBC, Simon can drop some major watt bombs when he wants to. 

ORRISS

The keenest legal mind of BBBC, Simon can drop some major watt bombs when he wants to. 

BESANT What rhymes with 'pleasant'? GEORGE FUCKEN BESANT.

BESANT

What rhymes with 'pleasant'? GEORGE FUCKEN BESANT.